2+ day, 11+ hour ago  (159+ words) The Trump administration has targeted NPR, PBS, and their affiliates. The Onion shares tips for supporting public media." Contact your senator with thoughts on the Downton Abbey finale. While grocery shopping, text Morning Edition to see if they need anything....

2+ week, 6+ day ago  (135+ words) Too much weather to explain in just nine words'maybe in 12'nope, not even in 17. Kash Patel's time as FBI director has been plagued by accusations of chaotic behavior, binge drinking, and unexplained absences. The Onion shares everything you need to…...

2+ week, 6+ day ago  (467+ words) WASHINGTON'Declaring that the frightening incident underscored a point he had been making for many years, President Donald Trump claimed Monday that the shooting at the White House Correspondents" Dinner reinforced the need to end journalism. "Over the weekend, there was…...

1+ mon, 4+ day ago  (94+ words) The post The Noble Prize appeared first on The Onion. Mailman Strongly Hinting He Wants To Be Chased Cycle Of Violence Running Smoothly Recently Discovered Egyptian Tomb Sure Smells Like Mummies Wrong Spray Merely Freshens Attacker Chardonnay Vomited Into NPR…...

4+ mon, 2+ day ago  (267+ words) WASHINGTON'Saying that despite recent events, it would do everything in its power to continue obscuring the truth, The Washington Post'published an editorial Thursday defending the FBI's recent raid on its reporter. "As journalists, we stand united behind the U. S. government's decision…...

4+ mon, 5+ day ago  (91+ words) The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, one of the nation's oldest newspapers with roots dating back to 1786, will cease all operations after years of financial losses and labor disputes, with the closure leaving a major local news void. What do you think? "They…...

7+ mon, 4+ week ago  (251+ words) WASHINGTON'Thanking the government for defending the public from the terrifying screen in their homes, the American people confirmed Thursday that they were grateful to Republicans for protecting them from TV. "Thank God we have the GOP to safeguard us from…...